Skunk, dead fish on beach, starting to want different things.
Moose hoping to knock antlers with full-of-himself, piece-of-shit elk.
Antarctic penguin fathers caring for eggs have no other marketable skills.
Cheetahs more than speedsters, predators. Also like Jazz, early Jim Jarmush.
Elephants tired of cleaning themselves, each other, with nose-water.
Monkeys to rest of animal world, “Yes, orangoutangs are our retards.”
Cocky Anteater gets grub stuck in snout.
Beavers not referring to female beaver genitalia as “human” anymore. Calling them “Pacinos” instead.
Teenage giraffes walked in on while 77-ing.
Hippo, crocodile who took down wildebeest together, not hanging out like they said they would.
Woodchuck tries to break into limericks, dirty jokes to shake tongue-twister type-casting.
Bearded lizard creeping out rest of pet shop lizards.
Rhino who thinks he can ball, can’t make left-hoofed lay-up.
