GEN. WINFIELD SCOTT Smells like sausage and ladies.
GEN. IRVIN MCDOWELL Neck fat jiggles like a cow's milk sack.
GEN. JOHN MCCLELLAN Calls me "Taddy." I hate him.
GEN. AMBROSE BURNSIDE Always gets biscuit crumbs in his beard
GEN. JOSEPH HOOKER Talks funny, like he never learned to say his Rs right
GEN. GEORGE MEADE Saddest man alive and has little girl fingers
GEN. WILLIAM SHERMAN Smells like manure and whiskey
GEN. ULYSSES S. GRANT Burps into his hand, then wipes it on his boot.
