- Above ground ladder
- No deep end/shallow end tension
- More phallic than a traditional, hole-in-the-ground pool
- Repels obnoxious divers
- What you see is what you get, as opposed to mysterious, subterranean pools that could go down for God knows how far
- They’re a “big deal” in the Dakotas
- Perfect for aquatic “trust falls”
- Like a huge fucking hot tub, but with cooler water and no jets
- No skimmers, which as everybody knows, tend to trap little birds behind their sinister one-way flaps
