Achilles Comes Out to Patroclus, Feelings Not Returned
We’re obsessed with The Iliad here at The Fringe, but we never came up with a suitable post for it. There’s an Agamemnon post in there somewhere. We may still try in the years to come. Mostly, we just wanted to post this image because Hellenic penises on warriors are always funny…to us. It’s small.
Marcel Proust: Middle Linebacker, Combray High
"For a long time, I jumped the snap early."
Having the great French memoirist reflect on a high school football career kept us up many nights, but we couldn’t turn the corner on this one. Perhaps you think of him as a punter. You’re wrong.
Hey Tanzania…
…knock that shit off!
This has nothing to do with anything. It just made us laugh, and then we started saying it to one another all the time. Hey Tanzania became a sort of shorthand for stop it or leave me alone or get the fuck out of town. It never had anything to do with the country, of course, or with this picture. In the end, we put it off and put it off, never feeling it was strong enough on its own.
Lewis and Clark: Good Cop, Bad Cop with Sacagawea
Someone wanted to do a love-triangle between these three, but that got shot down right away. Still, we liked the idea of having them involved in something together. We batted around a good cop, bad cop routine for weeks. We also wanted to work in the phrase Jefferson is your chief now but that never sat well with any of us.
