Ray gave great eulogies–we all know that. He eulogized both my parents, our sister, my Aunt Kay, and our uncle, Father Steven. So here I am about to eulogize the King of the Eulogy, and I’ve lost my notes. Ray didn’t have notes, of course. He spoke from the heart. But I’m not Ray. In fact, I debated whether I should do this at all considering the eulogy most of you are expecting. He deserves a first-rate speech full of anecdotes, but I was never the one to remember anecdotes and one-liners. You might say I’m not really as good at any one thing as Ray was at eulogies. He’ll be missed–especially at funeral services.
Be Not Proud: Another Excerpt From An Awkward Eulogy
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“He’ll be missed–especially at funeral services.”
That’s the mustache on the face of this post. Or, you know, whatever the saying is.