How to Get 2 Walruses to Kiss

January 20, 2010

In their natural habitat: your guess is as good as mine.

In captivity: Smear loads of grape jelly on their lips … and stand back.

In transport to the zoo by way of hovercraft: not recommended.

In space: walruses can’t breathe in space.

In a boxing ring: again with the grape jelly.

In South Dakota: you don’t bring a walrus to South Dakota. Stop playing.

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