This is our first in a series of “Things I Probably Wouldn’t Have Time For If… ”
CONTRIBUTED BY JUSTIN McBRIDE (San Francisco, CA)
Things I Probably Wouldn’t Have Time For If…
Breathing Stopped Being Involuntary
Signing up for online payments
Dealing with these kidney stones
Donating money to the worldwide family of Jesus, my Mexican pen pal, whose family really travels all over the place
Calling Trevor
Playing Bunko with the girls
Giving back the things that I routinely steal from friends and family
Defending Neil Young’s voice to Robert
Wearing this wool scarf
Allowing Tad Billingsley to advertise on my website
Counting my involuntary heartbeats
Letting my girlfriend fake-choke me while we fuck
And coming soon:
“Things I Probably Wouldn’t Have Time For If… Mike Singletary Was My Dad”
“Things I Probably Wouldn’t Have Time For If… The South Won The Civil War”
“Things I Probably Wouldn’t Have Time For If… TV’s Mark Summers was over for dinner”
