Dear God, please take these Peeps away. I was wrong to think that I could eat so many. Please take them from me however you wish. If you have to send wild horses then do it, please. Make my stomach free of them, God, and I will do your bidding forever. I will have lunch with my grandmother everyday as long as she lives and listen to her stories about bridge and her friends' grandchildren. God, if you abandon me now, I will ask the Devil for some help. Without reservation. I mean no disrespect.
