Popes Don’t

March 20, 2010

do laundry

bet the under

say acrost when they mean to say across

save their Halloween candy

cheer at the circus

drunk dial

reciprocate

swallow watermelon seeds

grind the clutch

read the last page first

ask for “lightly toasted”

shout your name in the lunch room

whack the chocolate orange

get free refills

show off hernia scars

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