I just want you to know that I’m not trying to replace your grandmother.
My grandmother voted for Eisenhower. You’re a dude. I’m not worried.
You know what I mean.
Were we in algebra together?
Papi said you’d have a hard time with this…with us.
Were you his caregiver at Shady Pines?
He says you mock things when you’re afraid. He says you don’t take enough risks.
You’re right. Maybe I should be more like you. Maybe I should find somebody who survived the Great Depression and suck on his balls.
Poor Stephen, so angry.
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OMG, L(AOTF)LOL*
There have been quite a few of these I’ve enjoyed on an intellectual level, but this was pure carnal pleasure. I got dizzy from lack of oxygen.
*Literally (As Opposed To Figuratively) Laughing Out Loud