I tried snails once.
My catheter fell out.
Should’ve bought better socks.
What does gestalt mean?
Too many Belgian waffles.
I came; I saw.
Never won at checkers.
Mom said not hers.
Cleaned up after camels.
People liked my brother.
Couldn’t remember state capitals.
Pool parties, not invited.
Spent time with goats.
Still have my virginity.
Elks Club Vice President.
Could’ve sent it back.
Rapids City tax collector.
Can’t hear Jesus talking.
