1. No running
2. No Spit Tag
3. No consecutive check-outs
4. No Alice Munro books published after 1994
5. No dogs
6. No saying “cockblocker”
7. No wincing
8. We don’t have Our Bodies, Ourselves anymore (the masturbators took it!)
9. No bookmarks
10. No juice boxes
11. No Southern accents–not even in jest
12. No mocking of The Lord’s Prayer
13. No shouting
14. No pepper spray
15. Use your small voices
16. No stuttering.
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Mike Hunt needs to return the periodicals he checked out.