You Call That a Handshake?

Don’t you know about web-on-web?

That place between your thumb and forefinger.

That’s your damn web.

Put that up tight against another man’s web.

Be hearty about it, but not too aggressive. You’re not fixing to get mounted.

Then shake hands like you’ve got a gun in your car.

Get it together man.

I know a 3-year-old kid on a dairy farm who gives a better handshake than you.

And he’s slow in the head.

Kicked by a heifer.

Sleeps with the cows in the straw.

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