Thanks, dick.
Montanans hate Ansel Adams.
But he captured so perfectly the raw, immense, and untamed beauty of your state, you’re thinking to yourself.
That beauty was ours. And he stole it. And pimped it.
And now our whole state is a goddamned theme park full of lazy, overweight bears.
And euro-tourists.
Action sandals and socks are the worst.
