My Last Day on the Beaver Farm

May 7, 2010

Hey Deanna, so today’s gonna be my last day.

No, I’m going back to school.

Night school.

Mostly, though, I just don’t want to breed beavers anymore.

Honestly? The tails. And their teeth.

I thought it would be different, that’s all.

More cuddly, I guess?

I know you warned me from the beginning, but I thought what I thought.

I was naive.

No, I’m not going to start working at that Muskrat place.

I promise.

Because I’m not like that, Deanna.

It’s not my way.

Of course this wasn’t about the hat.

I would have bought one anyway.

Without the discount.

I’m sorry. I know this puts you in a bind.

No, I won’t badmouth the farm.

Sorry…I won’t badmouth the dam.

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