The Murky Fringe: What the fuck are you doing there?
Apostrophe In Gridlock’d: I have no idea.
MF: Seriously, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Where’s the “e”? How in the world did you get this job and e didn’t?
AIGL’d: I told you, I don’t know what I’m doing there. I didn’t fucking place myself there. Jesus. Talk to the production company. I don’t fucking know what happened to e.
MF: I heard you were recently doing some moonlighting over at Home Furnishing’s. Tell me about that. Things have gotten tough? Has it gotten that bad for useless apostrophes?
AIGL’d: This goddamned interview is over. [Microphone violently removed from thick part at top. Apostrophe In Gridlock'd quickly rushes out]



