At the Meeting to Discuss the Fleet Enema Twin Pack

June 16, 2010

All I’m saying, Paul, is that people usually want more than one. They want two–at least two. The research supports that.

But where does it stop, Joanne? The 3 pack? The double-twin? I’m uncomfortable about where this is going. It’s starting to feel manipulative. And that’s not why we started selling enemas in the first place.

Don’t lecture me about why I got into enema sales. I know why I got into enema sales! Do you? And don’t say to change the world, because I’m not 22 anymore. I’m 41, Paul, and I’ve lost people along the way.

We’ve all lost people. [silence.] Fine. Sell the Twin Pack, but it stops here, Joanne. It stops at two.


Share

{ 1 comment… read it below or add one }

1 Chase January 5, 2011 at 7:04 pm

Aggred something that goes up my butt only needs two

Reply

Leave a Comment

Previous post:

Next post: