Well, my gynocologist isn’t sure what to make of it.
Yep, I’m pretty sure that Almighty Yahweh would totally agree with you on that one.
My ex-fiancee–not Jake, that human stain, but Lane, who was totally sweet but needy–hated cashews.
The world is a good place, I think, filled almost entirely with lie-to-your-face assholes.
I need to get going; it’s almost time for my meds.
You look a lot–hope this isn’t weird–like my ex-fiancee Jake, the human stain.
Bluebeard’s wives got what was coming to them; doesn’t pay to be nosy, does it?
Have you ever performed home surgery?
Don’t be alarmed, but I think your twin is standing beside you.
I really, really, really, really, really like you.



