Paul Farnsworth: “Fists of Fury”
Mrs. Benson: “That’s great, Paul. I really like your impulse to accommodate our students of Asian heritage.”
Brianna Rush: “To the Moon”
Mrs. Benson: “Excellent. We could build a paper mache moonscape on the stage and dress up a monkey in a little cosmonaut outfit.”
Temple Salvadaras: “All Quiet on the Western Front.”
Mrs. Benson: “Interesting. A period theme.”
Angel McKinnon: “Dragon’s Blood.”
Mrs. Benson: “I see, like a Renaissance Faire meets sci-fi theme.”
Devon Stooley: “Tits and Titties!”
Mrs. Benson: “Great. A celebration of femininity and colloquialisms.”
Shauna Birmingham: “What about This is fucking stupid, you crazy dike?”
Mrs. Benson: “Okay, now we’re getting into something of a meta-theme. It’s a bit tricky, but very avant garde.”
Levi Thompson: “Chernobyl.”
Mrs. Benson: “Another Russian theme!”
Ravi Kamadala: “Vicars and Vicodin.”
Mrs. Benson: “Ravi, that’s just completely unexpected and wholly original. Not to mention alliterative.”
CeCe McGrady: “Seven Black Cocks.”
Mrs. Benson: “Oh, is that like a take on Snow White?”
CeCe McGrady: “What?!”
Aaron Potomac: “We could base the entire thing on Neil Young’s song ‘Cortez the Killer’ and make it a kind of protest homecoming.”
Mrs. Benson: “We could call the Homecoming King ‘Montezuma.’”
Jolean Davis: “How about A Night in Paris?”
Mrs. Benson: “Now that’s just stupid, Jolean. Where’s your head?”
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what about “generations” from the beginning of time to the future?