- I don’t know him that well.
- He keeps mouthwash on his desk.
- Because loving Freddy Mercury does not entitle someone to the nickname “Freddy” or “Mercury.”
- I got into Cornell without his help.
- He tried to give me an Army of One t-shirt, but I turned him down and he acted all hurt like I had dissed his show-and-tell moose antlers.
- He’s always talking about softball season.
- Because he wants one too bad, and you’ve gotta earn that shit.
