Argument About The Meaning Of Richard’s Latest Handstand

July 12, 2010

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Timothy: Well I just don’t see how that is supposed to promote peace.

Richard: You didn’t understand half of June’s stands, so why in the world would anything change?

Timothy: No, I don’t think it’s about not understanding. I just literally don’t believe that a weird soldier guy pointing a gun at you while you handstand is as obviously a message of peace as you think it is.

Richard: Oh, ‘literally’? Literally?

Timothy: Yeah. So what.

Richard: I literally would kill you if I wasn’t committed to this project.

Timothy: To peace, you mean. Committed to the peace project.

Richard: I fucked Stu last year after Thanksgiving. At your brother’s house. Okay? How’s that for literally.

Timothy: Stu gave me three thousand dollars if I would let you fuck him. That’s your literally, Richard. Now go get me a martini.

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