I kept spelling “monogamy” wrong with the lipstick. It was funny the first 2 times, but the third time everyone was a bit miffed because, well, you have to wash the lipstick off the model’s back and that makes the skin flush. Then you have to wait for the skin to recover, you know, so it doesn’t look slapped. It was really unfortunate because I wasn’t trying to misspell it. I guess I could have practiced, but I hadn’t developed a work ethic at that age. I was like, “Fuck off, I can spell monogamy.” Perhaps I thought about it too much. A performance anxiety of sorts. Also, that Asian model didn’t have blonde hair, but I bet you knew that already.
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