The Shit I Do In The Back Of My Creepy Yellow Van

July 26, 2010

Practice finger-style guitar picking

Read my friends’ unpublished short stories

Knit hats for my nieces and one of my nephews

Assess the windows; apply more tint when appropriate

Laugh about that one scene with the creepy van in Silence of the Lambs

Practice my Buffalo Bill voice

Repeat that line “Oh wait, was she a great big fat person?” in Buffalo Bill voice until I’m better than my friend Isaac

Sing “Take Me Home Country Roads” in Buffalo Bill voice

Laugh again when I’m singing and I get to the “mountain momma” part

Think about how gross cannibalism is

Talk about cannibalism in Buffalo Bill voice

Make some phone calls

"Life is old there, older than the trees..."

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