The Shit I Do In The Back Of My Creepy Yellow Van
July 26, 2010
Practice finger-style guitar picking
Read my friends' unpublished short stories
Knit hats for my nieces and one of my nephews
Assess the windows; apply more tint when appropriate
Laugh about that one scene with the creepy van in
Silence of the Lambs
Practice my Buffalo Bill voice
Repeat that line "
Oh wait, was she a great big fat person?" in Buffalo Bill voice until I'm better than my friend Isaac
Sing "Take Me Home Country Roads" in Buffalo Bill voice
Laugh again when I'm singing and I get to the "mountain momma" part
Think about how gross cannibalism is
Talk about cannibalism in Buffalo Bill voice
Make some phone calls
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Buffalo Bill,
mountain momma,
my yellow van,
tinted windows
