Chinese-Parade-Dragon-Head-Holder’s Pet Peeves

1. When people watch me moving the stick. Keep your eyes on the dragon-head!
2. Firecrackers near my dragon-head.
3. People who think that everyone holding a pole on the dragon plays an equally important part. (Come on, I’m the fucking dragon-head. They don’t just give that away.)
4. MSG jokes.
5. When people holding dragon-tail poles don’t do what we practiced.
6. Whenever we have to perform during Year of the Rat parades.
7. Anytime people say that dragons breathe fire. No they don’t asshole.
8. Women who think they can do what I do with a Chinese parade dragon head.
9. Tibetan culture.

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