Look at my balls, old boy
Walter: Here’s to sex parties with homeless people.
Terence: Here’s to having babies out of wedlock.
Walter: Whoa, slow down there, Terry. Sheesh. Okay. Let me help you out. Here’s to smoking crack while I’m pregnant.
Terence: Yup. Here’s to having twins.
Walter: There you go. Here’s to calling dad back after he asks you for money to get drunk on.
Terence: Here’s to framing dad for a serious crime.
Walter: Totally. Here’s to going to prison for a couple years. Here’s to fucking strange men.
Terence: Here’s to fucking a prison guard.
Walter: Here’s to being imperial.
Terence: Here’s to not apologizing.
Walter: Here’s to conquering.
Terence: Here’s to getting conquered. By a prison guard.
Walter: Here’s to—wait, what?—here’s to plane crashes.
Terence: Here’s to natural disasters in vulnerable areas.
Walter: Here’s to earthquakes in the middle of the night.
Terence: Here’s to homeless sex parties…
Walter: Wait, I already said th—
Terence: …in war-torn countries.
Walter: Oooh, smack me! Didn’t see that coming. Here’s to hate crimes.
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