The Discussion

September 4, 2010

Just like McGyver, but there are four of them. And one of them's black.

Could we maybe not have this discussion tonight? Again? I have work in seven hours.

All I’m saying is that I get it. I get it. George Peppard? He’s dead. Can’t be in a movie if you’re dead. Well, most of the time, anyway.

Mike, I don’t give a shit. Seriously.

And Faceman? I mean, he’s older than my dad now.

Which would mean, essentially, that he always was older than your dad.

You get my point. He isn’t the smooth poon-hound anymore. He’s some old dude.

Why would a Special Forces A-Team need a guy whose skill was lady-bagging, anyway?

Don’t forget about the chrome AK with the walnut grips. He was around to shoot that.

I can’t believe you’ve managed to get me to discuss this with you again. Some couples have sex and go to sleep. We used to.

Look. Mr. T’s still got it. Why didn’t they have Mr. T play BA Baracus? You don’t think he could still pull off a mean What you mean, fool? I ain’t getting up in no airplane!

When you do Mr. T, it sounds racist. Just, you know, in case you weren’t aware.

You don’t have The Jazz, Helen. You never did.



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