The Murky Fringe: You’re a paradox, we get it. A concept toying with reason in order to free the mind of logical thinking. In other words, we know what you are, but we know nothing about you. Not really.
One Hand Clapping: What would you like to know?
The Murky Fringe: I’ll cut straight to it: are you a top or a bottom?
One Hand Clapping: Excuse me?
The Murky Fringe: Are you a top or a bot–
One Hand Clapping: I heard you. I just don’t think that’s an appropriate question.
The Murky Fringe: Well, well. We never would have figured you for a prude.
One Hand Clapping: I’m no prude.
The Murky Fringe: Sure you’re not…
One Hand Clapping: Just because I won’t tell you whether I’m a top or a bottom doesn’t make me a prude. That’s just faulty logic.
The Murky Fringe: Oh are you an expert on logic all of a sudden?
One Hand Clapping: I thought this interview would take a very different tone.
The Murky Fringe: Yeah, you’re a bottom.
One Hand Clapping: Excuse me?
The Murky Fringe: Total bottom.
One Hand Clapping: You don’t even know what you’re talking about.
The Murky Fringe: I know you’re a bottom.
One Hand Clapping: We’re done here.
The Murky Fringe: Bottom.
One Hand Clapping: Wait, are you calling me a bottom because you somehow interpret my behavior as submissive? As if you can determine sexual proclivities from a two-minute interview? Do you understand how insulting that is? How sophomoric?
The Murky Fringe: Yeah, total bottom.
