The Murky Fringe Interviews The Japanese Ambassador To The International Whaling Commission
[caption id="attachment_4627" align="aligncenter" width="443" caption="Like my dear old daddy always said, "Don't ever trust anybody with them gappy, mini-chicklet teeth.""][/caption] The Murky Fringe: Dolphin slaughter. Dude. Seriously? Japanese Ambassador to the International Whaling Commission: I'm sorry? You have a question? TMF: Dude. Seriously. Seriously? JAIWC: I see. You are perhaps desirous of speaking with me about one of the much-maligned and misunderstood hallmarks of the the heritage of the Japanese people, which you westerners... TMF: Dude. Dude? Seriously. JAIWC: In addition to the scientific data we have at hand concerning the declining levels of fish in the oceans--do you not find it perhaps more than coicidental... TMF: Dude. Seriously. JAIWC: ...that at roughly the same time the international bans on whaling were enacted... TMF: Dude. JAIWC: ...the worldwide oceanic fish levels began dropping--do you not think this perhaps more than mere coincidence? TMF: Seriously. JAIWC: And, in addition to this damning evidence against the whales, and especially the dolphins, are you perhaps aware that besides humans and chimpanzees, dolphins are the only animals known to commit rape? TMF: Dude. Seriously? JAIWC: Yes. So, in addition to attempting to restore balance to the oceanic ecosystem and uphold our traditional way of life, we are executing dolphins for the heinous crime of rape. TMF: Seriously? Dude. JAIWC: Right now, it is very difficult for us in the international community. But in time, we believe that we will be vindicated by history. Just as your American South has been in the decades since your country's civil war. TMF: Seriously, dude. Racist much?