Aunt Shelia: Could somebody get this lady some prune juice already. Wait, make that a Scotch and soda. What's a little drunkeness when you've already got dementia?
Dad: Aunt Corrine remembers the Great Depression. It was right around the time she had that mid-life crisis.
Uncle Ron: After Pop died, I don't want to say that Ma became promiscuous, but it wasn't just the milk bottles she was "putting out" if you know what I mean. Right, Ma?
Great Aunt June: My sister, the Centenarian. [applause.] I mean how will you ever top this? Use the toilet without help? Desire something? Remember your grandchildren?
At the Roast for My Great-Aunt Corrine’s 100th Birthday
Aunt Shelia: Could somebody get this lady some prune juice already. Wait, make that a Scotch and soda. What's a little drunkeness when you've already got dementia?
Dad: Aunt Corrine remembers the Great Depression. It was right around the time she had that mid-life crisis.
Uncle Ron: After Pop died, I don't want to say that Ma became promiscuous, but it wasn't just the milk bottles she was "putting out" if you know what I mean. Right, Ma?
Great Aunt June: My sister, the Centenarian. [applause.] I mean how will you ever top this? Use the toilet without help? Desire something? Remember your grandchildren?
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