Consecutive Comment Cards from Wendell’s All-You-Can-Eat Buffet and Salad Bar
Comment Card #1: Love the salad bar. Kinda running low on bacon bits. Just a heads up. Comment Card #2: Great as always except the bacon bits were nearly gone. Couldn’t get a second salad :( Comment Card #3: Wondering about the bacon bits. Haven’t seem them in a while. Everything alright? Comment Card #4: Is anyone trying to do anything about the bacon bits? This is getting ridiculous. It's feels like you're consciously trying to hurt me a little by breaking this promise to have a full buffet. Comment Card #5: If there's not a shortage of bacon, then why are there no bacon bits? Why doesn’t someone just chop up some actual bacon? For the love of God? Comment Card #6: Why are you doing this to me? Ha ha, yes. It's the "bacon bits" lady. Have a good laugh all of you. No really, laugh at my expense. I have a club foot. Comment Card #7: Does your manager, Ken Johnson, still live in Oakwood Apartments? Room 354? How are your kids Ken? Still going to Hartsfield Elementary School, 932 Longview Road? First grade with Mrs. Clemens? Third grade with Mr. Phillips? Comment Card #8: At this point not putting out the bacon bits is like dousing a school bus with gasoline. Is that what everyone wants? Is Wendell's ready to have blood on their hands? Comment Card #9: Thank you for refilling the bacon bits. I should mention that the cucumbers have been a little soft. Is it just me or should they be crispy?