Stalin throwing rocks on snow angels.
Stalin asleep at the mall.
Stalin lighting candles to put around his bath.
Stalin binge-eating tamales.
Like a wet nurse with two floppy breasts.
Stalin in Moscow pointing at empty buildings.
Stalin like a cow getting mounted.
Stuck again in a haystack, Stalin wanting to crush someone’s windpipe.
Stalin under the bed, hearing his grandfather mumble.
As a boy like a woman, Stalin as a man like a girl.
Stalin in long johns with milk on his nose tip.
Stalin refusing his jockstrap.
We were friends in geography, then Stalin only said hello.
Stalin never stepping in puddles.
Stalin always pinching his back fat.
Stalin at a mixer, coming on too strong.
Embarrassed by his younger brother who’s refuses to swallow his borscht.
Stalin hasn’t seen Casino.
