Mrs. Davis:
I know you’re a busy woman, so I’ll make this fast.
I should manage your world famous porcelain plate collection.
Why? Three reasons.
1. I know how to care for porcelain plates in hanging wall displays. I mentored under several Daughters of the American Revolution. I could write a book on handling hanging plates. I plan to.
2. Porcelain plates (along with taxidermy) are my passion.
3. Finally, a woman of your stature deserves time to enjoy the plates, not worry about their care. Haven’t you done enough by collecting them? Isn’t it time you entrusted their handling to someone else?
Thank you for your time.
Watch your step, ma’am.
