1. How often do you express your dog’s anal glands? Once a week or every other week?
2. Do you have Rusty because you can’t have children or because you think you’ll train on a dog and find out if you’ll be good parents?
3. He doesn’t sleep in your bed does he? That’s just confusing for both of you.
4. Are you still with your husband?
5. When you prepare his food, do you use raw beef or raw poultry? Either is fine, I just like to know what you’re feeding him.
6. Which side of the Civil War did your ancestors fight on?
7. I can give you a rabies shot if you think it will help. Do you want me to give you one? It’s like 10 shots in your stomach. I can do it, though. Let me see your stomach.
