5 His five bowling league championships
9 The nine trips we took to Reno
3 Three types of Preparation H: ointment, pads, and suppositories
1 The one indiscretion that I know of: Carla Murkowski
7 The movie we saw on our first date, The Magnificent Seven, which he always referred to as “the only night I was prude until we had kids.”
4 Four calling birds
4 Four calling birds (again)
1 The one indiscretion that I know of: Linda Tagliabu
2 The two times his mother called me “trash” (to my face)
