So I’m sleeping, right.
having the old out-of-body experience, etc., etc.
looking down on my sleeping self.
You know the drill.
I start drifting east
to Cincinatti
toward some suburban house with a light in the upstairs bedroom,
but it’s not a light,
it’s a candle,
like ten candles,
ten candles in a circle,
a heart-shape,
it’s a man and a woman caressing each other on a bed.
This is where I stop.
Of all the place in the universe:
a suburban bedroom in Cincinatti, watching a middle-aged couple face-stroking each other in what must have been an awkward attempt at rekindling.
Soon they are naked,
and the candlelight is not helping
because I see every inch of pockmarked cellulite glazing over with sweat.
It lasts only a few minutes and ends in a single, exhausting groan,
at which point the woman goes straight to the bathroom,
and the man sneaks downstairs for some Cheez-Its.
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