Another Unproductive Couples Counseling Session

I feel weird having to wear this on my finger. Are they washed between uses?

They’re washed, Sylvia. And sprayed with disinfectant. And then washed again. And please, you’re playacting. You’re wearing the Nathan doll on your finger, so please, be Nathan.

This is what I’ve been talking about.

Who? Who has been talking about this? Nathan-as-Sylvia, or Nathan-as-Nathan because he too is not adhering to the parameters we discussed before slipping our fingers into our partners’ personas?

I guess it would have been that second one, but I’m too goddamned stupid to know for sure, because I’m Sylvia. And I’m a ridiculous germ-o-phobe as well. And I never put out. Ever.

Sylvia-as-Nathan, how do you respond to that?

What? Were you talking just now? I couldn’t hear you with my tiny dick.

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