Orgy Icebreaker: 2 Truths and a Lie

I’ve never left Missouri*

This is my first orgy

My wife is out of town

I’ve seen Trisha Yearwood 11 times in concert and once at the mall

This is my first orgy*

I live in my mother’s basement

People say I look like Antonin Scalia

I’ve been to an orgy in Morocco

I collect stuffed birds*

I’m adopted

I usually touch everyone at the orgy

I won my 5th grade spelling bee*

My first job was at a grocery store*

I’m pretty territorial in orgies

My real father is a beet farmer

I used to be a priest

I’ve never read John Steinbeck

I make a mean rice pudding*

I paid to be here tonight

My kids are outside sleeping in the station wagon

I love to hang glide*

I bowl for money

I bowl for money and win*

At the last orgy there was this guy who kept telling me to take my socks off, but I was like, “You’re not the orgy police!”

I’ve walked across Delaware*

I’ve walked across Rhode Island

I’ve walked across New Hampshire

I’m a generous orgy participant

I’m a proud Republican

My son is a competitive eater*

*Lie

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