- Yesterday when I woke up, my alarm had already gone off like three times and I hadn’t heard it. I wasn’t late to work, but still, if it was a Tuesday, I for sure would have been late.
- My neighbor Darren Ulloa had his car broken into, and he only lives two doors down from me (Chinese bad luck often travels through neighboring houses. Obviously.).
- My Season 5, Disc 3 DVD of The Wire was “lost somewhere in the mail system, all of our apologies, another is on the way,” according to Netflix.
- My brother died this morning in a mysterious house fire.
- My father, despite DNA evidence proving he did not commit the double murder for which he was convicted, lost his Motion for Reconsideration this afternoon and will likely be executed next Wednesday at midnight.
- Steve Nash didn’t make the All-Star Team and I love Steve Nash and voted for him a lot.
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