“Teddy, you’ve got to set that ball like you’re lifting up a little person onto the cupboard.”
“Kneepads? This ain’t cocksucker camp.”
“Will somebody serve the damn volleyball over the net before I light myself on fire?!”
“It’s called a kill because that’s what you’ve got to imagine you’re doing to his whole god-damned family.”
“Sub for Hector. He don’t wanna dig any more.”
“Water break? This ain’t no P.O.W. rescue. I ain’t no Charlie.”
“Everybody touch the net. Touch. The. Net. Now stay there. Think about yourself and your teammates. Think about your substitute teachers and how hard they work.”
“Socks up!”
