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Go Sit in Your Father’s Grizzly Bear Chair Until He Comes Home

March 13, 2011

And don’t say a word.

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Tagged as: "Get my belt!", 6-legged grizzly bear, abolitionist, back-talk, corporal punishment, discipline techniques from the 1860s, failure of the Compromise of 1850, grizzly bear chair, Manifest Destiny, Oedipus complex, President Johnson, the fur trade, time-out, trappers

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