Walter: Put ‘er there, old chap. Here’s to beating up old blind men.
Terence: Let’s do! Here’s to walking elderly ladies across the street… but then leaving the old broads in the middle!
Walter: Ha! Here’s to chemically tainted drinking water.
Terence: Here’s to chemically tainted drinking water…
Walter: I just said the same goddamned—
Terence: …that gets in your DNA and is passed on to innocent children.
Walter: Ah! As birth defects?
Terence: As birth defects!
Walter: Here’s to high infant mortality rates.
Terence: Here’s to my sister-in-law catching the clap! And hepatitis. The bad kind.
Terence: That’s good. She’s a wench. Here’s to your sister-in-law being a hostage in Iran.
Terence: Here’s to North Korea killing my sister-in-law.
Walter: Here’s to everyone dying.
Terence: Especially the British.
Walter: Especially the British. Them slowly.


