Terence and Walter: Yet Another Round of Inappropriate Toasts

March 21, 2011

Next child walks by I'm trippin him. God's honest truth.

Walter: Put ‘er there, old chap. Here’s to beating up old blind men.

Terence: Let’s do! Here’s to walking elderly ladies across the street… but then leaving the old broads in the middle!

Walter: Ha! Here’s to chemically tainted drinking water.

Terence: Here’s to chemically tainted drinking water…

Walter: I just said the same goddamned—

Terence: …that gets in your DNA and is passed on to innocent children.

Walter: Ah! As birth defects?

Terence: As birth defects!

Walter: Here’s to high infant mortality rates.

Terence: Here’s to my sister-in-law catching the clap! And hepatitis. The bad kind.

Terence: That’s good. She’s a wench. Here’s to your sister-in-law being a hostage in Iran.

Terence: Here’s to North Korea killing my sister-in-law.

Walter: Here’s to everyone dying.

Terence: Especially the British.

Walter: Especially the British. Them slowly.

 

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