He won’t eat it if I kill it.
He won’t eat it if I tie it alive to a tree.
He won’t eat it if I cover it in snow rabbits.
He won’t eat it if I release the mountain goat at him, so he has to kill it in self-defense.
He won’t eat it even if I get a bunch of other Yetis to eat their goats near him.
He won’t eat it if I mix it in with other things like bear meat and snow leopard fat.
He won’t eat it if I cuff it to a sherpa.
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I was having this problem with one of my Yets, and I found that feeding the goat other goats for a couple of weeks before feeding it to my Yet really helped.
And also, stuffing the goat full of baked rhubarb.
Don’t bake the rhubarb in the goat though. That’s a mistake I made once.
Once.