Well-Intentioned Nicknames That Probably Contributed To Our Breakup

It's not fair to her. It's not fair to anyone.

Grundle-Bunny

Vagina Slim

Skank Biscuits

Johnny Two-Toes

Lazy Jewess

(Cottage) Cheese

Stankmaster Flex

Jennie Cooze-amano

Butterbutt

The House That Totino’s Built

Choadie Foster

(Chunky) Cheese

Cheatin’ Ass Weed-Monkey Ho Bag*

*Mostly because it’s a little too close to home.

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