“I don’t mind that he bought the whole day for a private visit. It’s just wasteful to make all those nachos ‘in case’ he decides he wants some.”
“Are we supposed to run this on a normal schedule or just when he comes? Like should we be operating as if we were full and he just gets to skip ahead in the line or should it be more of a ‘Welcome, Mr. Jackson, we’ve been waiting for you,’ like ‘she’s all ready for you, sir.’”
“They need better procedures for these kinds of scenarios.”
“Are you going to ask him about his hair catching on fire?”
“No. But it’s not because I don’t want to.”

