Foster is his middle name. It’s not “Foster Wallace,” as in “I like to pretend I’ve read Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jest.” It’s just Wallace. Dipshit.
Garcia isn’t his middle name. His whole last name is Garcia Marquez. As in “I sometimes dream that I am Petra Cotes, and that Garcia Marquez‘s mustache is Jose Arcadio Segundo.”
Get it right, Jackass.
