“You know something, we will hold a bake sale, and it will be the best damn bake sale this country’s ever seen. You want cupcakes? We’ll make you cupcakes. With butter cream frosting. And no discounts for teachers. You fucking get in line and buy ‘em like everybody else. Think we can’t hold a bake sale? You are dead wrong. We’ll Top Gun that shit before you can say ‘jungle gym.’”
