9:16 am: Well I guess it seems like it’s a case of more information than is necessary. No?
9:43 am: What about just abandoning the whole ‘Moral ABC’ thing all together? And focusing on soap.
1:17 pm: I really like what you’re doing with the imprint on the bar—simple, direct, to the point.
A mere four words, and yet it works, doesn't it
1:18 pm: Or—am I the only one here who thinks all of this? I mean, I’ll… I don’t know. It’s just that the message on the bottle never stops, you know? No? No one? Okay I’ll just shut up.
1:21 pm: Hey, Greg, it says “No foaming agents.” What’s so bad about foaming agents, anyway? [Sixteen seconds pass] You’re literally not going to answer me? [Fourteen seconds pass] Great, thanks. I’m a fucking intern, you know. That means I’m not an expert, I’m free of charge, and I’m here to help. [Twenty-three seconds pass] I hope your family chokes on foaming agent chicken bones.
