Hi everyone. Welcome. Thank you so, so much for being here. I think it’s so incredibly, abundantly clear why we’re here, isn’t it.
We’re here to beat breast cancer in fundraising. I agree, it is totally obvious. What do you call them? Komen. Susan Komen.
No, Cindi. Not to beat Susan Komen. We’re here to, say it with me everyone, to kick Leukemia and Lymphoma to the curb! Alright!
We’re here to show that ridiculous prostate cancer marathon what’s what.
Cindi, please. We’re here also because of Team In Training’s new TNT Flex program, which is an amazing online tool that can—
We’re gonna beat the shit out of all of the blindness and Parkinson’s foundations combined.
Oh goodness. My husband Harold always said it’s the bright side of the eggs that brings the yolk.
What does that even mean?
It means th—
My husband always said white people are going to be obsolete in a hundred years, but you don’t hear me complaining, do you.
Cindi, I have to ask you to please either leave this meeting or to refocus your comments toward our collective goal, which is to cure Leukem—
To show autism what it’s like to have commas in your fundraising numbers.
Lord Jesus help me find patience.
I’ll show you a fucking race for the cure. We’re coming after you, Komen.
