Timbaland, composer of beats for Jay-Z, Britney, and Justin, not Charles from Project Deliverables.
That’s right. Just spent six hours in the booth, mixing down the team’s new Sharepoint site. Can’t none of you motherfuckers step to my swag when it comes to Sharepoint, when it comes to Excel spreadsheets, when it comes to Powerpoint, when it comes to Visio. I’m the motherfucking Timbaland of Microsoft Office Suite up in this bitch. Up on that Timbaland ’98–”Dirt Off Your Shoulders” shit. Make way! There’s a motherfucking informational Guru up in this bitch.
Charles. We really prefer that you don’t use profanity in the office, because while I don’t personally object, we have to be respectful of all team members. As well as Sylvia, the Janitorial Services Representative who works on our floor?
I’m pretty sure she’s Pentecostal.
Also, there are certain members–well, member–of the group who might take offense to your assumption of Black Argot. What with your being white and all.
You know what George? You’re a hater. Next time you want help inserting columns in a Word document, go ask some other mo…
Language?
Go ask somebody else.
