1. No talking.
2. You can’t throw rocks at me.
3. If you’re guarding the can and someone kicks it, I get to cut you.
4. Wear whatever you want. I don’t care.
5. No kids.
6. Whoever kicks the can has to let me cut them.
7. Can’t have teams.
8. I hold the razor blades.
9. I prefer soup cans to soda cans, which aren’t really cans at all unless you’re from North Dakota and all anyone talks about is the Indian Wars.
